— Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion (via -margarette)
- teacher: what unit of measurement-
- me: in daylights
- teacher: thats not-
- me: in sunsets
- me: in midnights
- teacher: you cant-
- me: in cups of coffee
- teacher: thats impossi-
- me: in inches
- teacher: yes! thats what i-
- me: in miles
- teacher: but you just-
- me: in laughter
- me: in strife
- teacher: *opens mouth*-
- me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
- teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
- me: how about looooooooooooooooove
- teacher: i give up
- me: measure in looooooooooove
- teacher: out
- me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Why are all my English teachers hardcore feminists? Wtf
Posted on Jan 30th (10:28pm), 8 hours agoC. Who I like and why I like them.
I like this 18 year old, who’s about to turn 19 soon. I like him because he’s the least complicated person I know, he’s rational and…well for the simplest reason, he makes me happy.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
I did something stupid back in 8th grade, it nearly tore my family apart and there’s nothing more I regret than that night. Just wanna take it all back aha.
E. My best friend.
Hmm. If I really had to, I’d label two people my best friends, one of them I talk to very randomly but it’s what we both like because our friendship never goes away. The other one is kind of being a douche right now, so let’s not mention them aha.
F. My favorite movie.
THE PRESTIGE! I love movies that make me go, “What the fuck just happened?”
Also on top, Shutter Island, Inception, Pans Labyrinth & 13 Ghosts.
Posted on Jan 25th (1:27am), 6 days ago